Friday, October 28, 2016

Airplane Forced To Make Emergency Landing Because Woman’s Crotch Smelled So Bad

Angry passenger Jamal who was on a flight to Washington D.C. when his flight was forced to land early had this to say:

“I thought something had crawled up in that bitch and died. It smelled like straight up weave and diarrhea shit mixed with skunk juice.”
United Airlines Flight 193 to D.C. had to make an emergency landing after people started getting sick from the strong odors being emitted by passenger Larissa Jones' vagina.

Several passengers began to complain about the smell. Finally, after several passengers blacked out, a flight attendant notified the captain, and he decided to make an emergency landing in Charlotte, North Carolina. Hazmat crews were called to the scene where the plane was immediately cleaned and sanitized.